I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore
Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat? Just checking in to tell you I’m really a mermaid. I’ve got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty, just like Ariel. I’d say the only difference is that I wouldn’t comb my waves with a ”dinglehopper” a.k.a. fork. So, instead I got myself a peachy Tangle Teezer x Skinnydip London. I own way too many hairbrushes but on the other hand I also have way too much lion’s mane to tame. I look forward to try the Nails Inc London blue Mermaid nail polishes as well. I’m totally flippin’ my fins this summer!