Mark Darcy definitely doesn’t like me anymore.

I miss you. You’re sexy, you make me laugh. And you were, incidentally, the best shag I ever had. I don’t suppose there’s any circumstances in which you could ever consider thinking about seeing me again. Let’s just say that we suffer from a fatal incompatibility but I’m available for dates, if he should feel so inclined.

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